Musings from an Ewok Chief
felonyfey:

I laughed way too hard at this.

felonyfey:

I laughed way too hard at this.

decaforhightest:

Hogwarts Travel Posters.  I know, tumblr.  I know.  

A Rant on Sexist Fanboys

I hate sexist fanboys.

I’ll tear you a new asshole if you ever tell me that women can’t like Star Wars. That all we do is sexualize it and don’t really know anything about the Saga. It’s time y’all grow up. People sexualize everything. Star Wars was sexualized the second we saw Carrie Fisher as Slave Leia. The Star Wars fandom hasn’t been the same since 1983. Everyone wanted to bone Leia in that costume; fuck, even I want to.

Point is, we can’t go to a single comic book convention without women pulling out the Slave Leia bikini. But once we get creative and make Boba Fett, Darth Vader, or a stormtrooper sexy, you lose your shit and claim that we’re not real fans and that we ruin something sacred. Fuck you. No one gives a shit when people sexualize Sailor Moon, Street Fighter, or Zelda. So why does it need to be different with female fans of Star Wars? 

I’m CONSTANTLY having to deal with people telling me that Star Wars isn’t for women. Well, in the 1950s being CEO of a company wasn’t for women either. Now look how far we’ve come. Cooking wasn’t for men, now the culinary world is literally RULED by men. There’s a higher percentage of women working towards their doctorates than men. Men are now becoming “stay at home dads”, women can change a tire, men change a diaper.

The Star Wars fandom has always had female fans, it’s not until recent years that we’ve been noticed more. Star Wars means more to me than anything else, so what does estrogen have anything to do with being able to name dozens of Jedi and Sith Lords off the top of my head? Nothing at all. The only thing that I do not condone is women pretending to like something, including Star Wars, just to seem smarter or to impress people.

There are plenty, and I mean dozens, of men that I know that don’t know squat about Star Wars and haven’t even seen the OT. So why only criticize the women? Why do we always have to be quizzed on Star Wars trivia - yes, this actually has happened to me! - and a guy with a bucket on just gets a high five? I just don’t get the fanboy way of thinking.

**Disclaimer: I’m not saying that all fanboys I’ve encountered have treated me in a sexist manner, but a considerable amount have. There’s the 60% of fanboys I’ve met that want to fuck me senseless BECAUSE of my devotion to Star Wars and my extensive knowledge about everything SW, but there’s the 40% that want to kill me because they’re intimidated by me and/or they think I know shit about the Star Wars universe, that I’m just another pair of tits under a Darth Vader tee, and nothing else.**

sigh.

earlier today I spent three hours reading about ted bundy, richard ramirez, and jeffrey dahmer. and I always wonder how someone has the capability to kill.

it’s scary.

lossobrantes:

Swinging via photopin cc
whendinosfly:

theplushprince:

thestrollingbones:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.

.. im not taking any chances
i know this person just did this for notes
but im still not taking chances

I hate you person who created this.I’m such a coward and AHHH….

Really what have I got to lose?


why haven’t I learned yet

whendinosfly:

theplushprince:

thestrollingbones:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

.. im not taking any chances

i know this person just did this for notes

but im still not taking chances

I hate you person who created this.
I’m such a coward and AHHH….

Really what have I got to lose?

why haven’t I learned yet

in the 10 months ive been gone. i got a star wars tattoo. i know. picture to come bc im on my laptop and i have it on my phone.

its the rebel alliance.

me

me

ellen page? really? even if it is fake, you think she would make a good jaina? no no no no no N O. at least pick a good fake actress lol

ellen page? really? even if it is fake, you think she would make a good jaina? no no no no no N O. at least pick a good fake actress lol

Re-entry into tumblr.

its been almost an entire year since the last time i was on tumblr. tbh it got annoying. it felt like too much work maintaining this, and hardly anyone follows me. so no one really cared if i left or not. i doubt anyone noticed my absence.

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

monday-morning:

Dance like nobody’s watching.

My gosh I wish I had the guts to do this hahaha

I swear, is someone willing to pay $85 to go see One Direction with me in San Diego? I will drive!! Grr 😨

I swear, is someone willing to pay $85 to go see One Direction with me in San Diego? I will drive!! Grr 😨